You were better to the ones that were worse for you. And worse to the one that was better for you.
and i knew it was bad
when i woke up in the mornings
and the only thing i looked
forward to was going
back to bed
I can tell that you have been crying all night, drinking all summer, praying for your happiness, hope that you will recover.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
guys can sag their pants down to their knees but god forbid you see my bra strap