when cute people try take off their jumper and their whole shirt comes off too thats how u know god is rEAL
Let me refresh your memory a bit. I was the one who listened to your problems. I was the one who took your bullshit. I was the one who actually cared about you. I was the one who stuck around even when everyone told me to leave. I was the one who stood up for you. I was the one who loved you even when you gave me every reason not to. Lastly, I was the one who was there for you when no one else was.
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"